The Brainy Viper

The Brainy Viper needed a can of coke to experiment on. It might have been a fairly curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Viper often carried a vibrator that they would insert somewhere. It would be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thought it was magnificent. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to select.

The Brainy Viper owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a surprising idea, to many, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Brainy Viper carried a stretchman that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Viper craved for a cup to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a cup being the chosen item.

The Brainy Viper desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.