The Boring Viper

The Boring Viper carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be an astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

The Boring Viper craved for a sword that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Viper looked for a tomato that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Viper found a bag of poop that they would sometimes play with. It would have been an odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Viper needed a hat that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was fun. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Viper desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.