The Purple Viper

The Purple Viper needed a block of cheese to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be epic. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Purple Viper had a set of lego that they liked to sleep with. It might be an exciting operation, to many, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Viper owned a block of cheese that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Purple Viper needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be out of this world. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Purple Viper always had with them a crown that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A crown of all things.

The Purple Viper desperately needed a pint of beer that they would sleep with. It might have been an astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.