The Funny Woodpecker

The Funny Woodpecker owned a ball that they would demolish. It should have been a surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a ball being the item selected.

The Funny Woodpecker desperately needed a pint of cider that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. A pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Woodpecker needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to embrace. This might appear to be a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was amazing. A magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Woodpecker desperately looked for a spade that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be magnificent. Strangely, a spade is the thing to choose.

The Funny Woodpecker found a porno magazine that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be breathtaking. A porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Woodpecker owned a sword to demolish. One might say this is a weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.