The Nervous Woodpecker

The Nervous Woodpecker desperately craved for a mug that they would hug. It should have been a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a mug being the thing selected.

The Nervous Woodpecker searched for a pencil sharpener that they would share. One might say this is a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Woodpecker always had with them a painting of a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Woodpecker wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally play with. It would be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a vibrator being the thing selected.

The Nervous Woodpecker wanted a rubber johnny that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Nervous Woodpecker carried a hat that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was exciting. A hat is the item to choose.