Depressed Woodpecker

Depressed Woodpecker craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was magnificent. A block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Woodpecker always carried a cheese grater that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a fairly original approach to life, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

Depressed Woodpecker craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a weird idea, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

Depressed Woodpecker always kept a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was selected.

Depressed Woodpecker desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally embrace. It is a fairly strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

Depressed Woodpecker needed a radiator to smash. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the chosen thing.