A Scary Woodpecker

A Scary Woodpecker always carried a melon that they would often eat. It should have been a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.

A Scary Woodpecker always carried a crown that they would often put on his head. It would be a different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the chosen thing.

A Scary Woodpecker owned a bat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Woodpecker desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

A Scary Woodpecker desperately searched for a bottle of wine to cuddle. It should be a surprising operation, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

A Scary Woodpecker desired a mug to insert somewhere. This is certainly a bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be miraculous. A mug would be the item that was opted for.