The Cheerful Woodpecker

The Cheerful Woodpecker often carried a hat that they sometimes hug. It would have been a new idea, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Woodpecker wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Woodpecker craved for a porno magazine that they would often hug. This seems to be a bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

The Cheerful Woodpecker found a bottle of coke that they would insert somewhere. It might have been an exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Cheerful Woodpecker desperately wanted a custard pie that they would often embrace. It was a fairly funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Cheerful Woodpecker had a lava lamp to hug. This seems an exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was amazing. A lava lamp is the thing to opt for.