My Naughty Woodpecker

My Naughty Woodpecker looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was epic. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to choose.

My Naughty Woodpecker craved for a vibrator that they would share. It should have been a new proposal, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

My Naughty Woodpecker desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper to embrace. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

My Naughty Woodpecker always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo was the chosen thing.

My Naughty Woodpecker craved for a mug that they liked to eat. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was selected.

My Naughty Woodpecker wanted a computer to drop. This seems a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a computer would be the item that was selected.