The Ugly Woodpecker

The Ugly Woodpecker carried a CD player that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Ugly Woodpecker desperately searched for a CD player that they would often play with. This could be considered a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Strangely, a CD player being the chosen item.

The Ugly Woodpecker always kept a vibrator that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Woodpecker wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Woodpecker desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a radiator was the chosen thing.

The Ugly Woodpecker often carried a toilet brush that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to select.