His Foolish Woodpecker

His Foolish Woodpecker desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a weird idea, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

His Foolish Woodpecker carried a rubber chicken that they liked to throw. It should have been a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken of all things.

His Foolish Woodpecker always kept a tomato that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

His Foolish Woodpecker always had with them a magic 8 ball to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

His Foolish Woodpecker always kept a sword that they would often demolish. One might say this is a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sword was the thing that was selected.

His Foolish Woodpecker desperately needed a dildo that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a fairly different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo of all things.