Crypting Woodpecker

Crypting Woodpecker carried a rubber johnny to drop. It might have been a different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

Crypting Woodpecker owned a set square that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A set square being the thing selected.

Crypting Woodpecker desperately desired a big sponge that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a big sponge is the item to select.

Crypting Woodpecker looked for a custard pie that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to choose.

Crypting Woodpecker found a condom that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was spectacular. A condom is the item to select.

Crypting Woodpecker desperately wanted a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly original approach to life, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen item.