My Foolish Woodpecker

My Foolish Woodpecker desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is simply life. A pint of beer being the chosen thing.

My Foolish Woodpecker always had with them a melon to demolish. It should have been a fairly strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to choose.

My Foolish Woodpecker carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to throw. It should be a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

My Foolish Woodpecker had a Harry Potter wand that they would often worship. It was considered to be a bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was stunning. A Harry Potter wand of all things.

My Foolish Woodpecker desperately needed a crown to demolish. It should have been a fairly different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a crown is the item to opt for.

My Foolish Woodpecker searched for a piece of paper that they liked to throw. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the chosen item.