Their Stupid Woodpecker

Their Stupid Woodpecker carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an original operation, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

Their Stupid Woodpecker desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

Their Stupid Woodpecker always kept a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber chicken of all things.

Their Stupid Woodpecker desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

Their Stupid Woodpecker desperately searched for a custard pie to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

Their Stupid Woodpecker craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes share. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.