The Boring Woodpecker

The Boring Woodpecker owned a painting of a melon that they would often demolish. It should be an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Woodpecker needed a cup that they would sometimes break. It would be a fairly original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was fun. Strangely, a cup was the item that was selected.

The Boring Woodpecker desperately searched for a computer that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Woodpecker needed a cup that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was entertaining. Strangely, a cup is the item that was chosen.

The Boring Woodpecker had a pen that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item that was chosen.

The Boring Woodpecker desired a set square that they sometimes embrace. It should be a surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a set square having that done to it