Her Beautiful Woodpecker

Her Beautiful Woodpecker had a can of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was magnificent. A can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Her Beautiful Woodpecker desperately craved for a cup that they sometimes smash. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a cup being the thing opted for.

Her Beautiful Woodpecker carried a set of lego that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was wonderous. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

Her Beautiful Woodpecker desperately wanted a stretchman that they liked to drop. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a stretchman being the item selected.

Her Beautiful Woodpecker desperately wanted a dildo to eat. It was a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

Her Beautiful Woodpecker desperately looked for a can of coke that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to select.