My Naughty Woodpecker

My Naughty Woodpecker desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

My Naughty Woodpecker needed a radiator that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the chosen item.

My Naughty Woodpecker searched for a mug to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly new operation, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

My Naughty Woodpecker craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to experiment on. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

My Naughty Woodpecker desperately needed a teapot that they would often put on his head. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

My Naughty Woodpecker desperately craved for a little monkey that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the thing opted for.