My Purple Woodpecker

My Purple Woodpecker wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Purple Woodpecker owned a sword that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sword being the item opted for.

My Purple Woodpecker desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a funny action, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

My Purple Woodpecker desperately desired a set square that they liked to demolish. It should be a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

My Purple Woodpecker owned a set of lego that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

My Purple Woodpecker owned a can of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item chosen.