His Yellow Woodpecker

His Yellow Woodpecker found a teapot to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is simply life. A teapot being the thing opted for.

His Yellow Woodpecker desperately looked for a crown that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing to choose.

His Yellow Woodpecker carried a mug that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a mug is the item that was chosen.

His Yellow Woodpecker desperately wanted a sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

His Yellow Woodpecker always kept a vibrator that they would hug. It was a new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

His Yellow Woodpecker looked for a condom that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was selected.