The Red Woodpecker

The Red Woodpecker had a cup that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be spectacular. Strangely, a cup would be the item chosen.

The Red Woodpecker found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was amazing. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Red Woodpecker always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

The Red Woodpecker desperately looked for a radiator that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly original thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Red Woodpecker desperately looked for a computer that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly an exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Red Woodpecker desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.