The Weary Woodpecker

The Weary Woodpecker had a spade that they would sometimes throw. It was a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a spade is the thing to opt for.

The Weary Woodpecker had a bottle of wine that they would sometimes share. It would be a fairly odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Weary Woodpecker found a bag of poop that they liked to worship. It would have been an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was wonderful. A bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Weary Woodpecker desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

The Weary Woodpecker owned a porno magazine that they liked to break. It should be a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Woodpecker searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.