The Fucking Woodpecker

The Fucking Woodpecker desperately wanted a pint of cider that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Woodpecker wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Fucking Woodpecker always had with them a can of Tango that they would worship. One might find this to be a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Woodpecker always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Fucking Woodpecker desperately desired a mug that they would drop. This is certainly a fairly weird idea, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Woodpecker desperately needed a cup that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a fairly strange idea, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a cup was the chosen thing.