The Determined Woodpecker

The Determined Woodpecker found a pint of beer that they would embrace. One might say this is a curious exercise, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

The Determined Woodpecker desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was the most awesome idea. A can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Determined Woodpecker often carried a radiator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Determined Woodpecker desperately needed a computer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the item selected.

The Determined Woodpecker searched for a pencil sharpener that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Determined Woodpecker desperately wanted a bottle of coke to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly funny action, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.