Confused Woodpecker

Confused Woodpecker often carried a bat to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. A bat was the item that was chosen.

Confused Woodpecker desperately needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

Confused Woodpecker looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Confused Woodpecker desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often hug. It should be a different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Confused Woodpecker desperately wanted a vibrator to annihilate It would be a bizarre action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

Confused Woodpecker desired a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.