The Beautiful Woodpecker

The Beautiful Woodpecker wanted a magic 8 ball to cuddle. It was a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

The Beautiful Woodpecker desperately desired a bag of flour that they would often share. It would be a fairly surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

The Beautiful Woodpecker desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Woodpecker desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would drop. It might have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Woodpecker found a spade that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a spade being the item opted for.

The Beautiful Woodpecker often carried a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was exciting. A dildo would be the chosen thing.