My Grumpy Woodpecker

My Grumpy Woodpecker looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was wonderful. A bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

My Grumpy Woodpecker desperately wanted a ball that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly an exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Woodpecker desperately desired a vibrator that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Woodpecker desperately searched for a sponge that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be fun. Remarkably, a sponge was the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Woodpecker often carried a ball to annihilate It should have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item to choose.

My Grumpy Woodpecker always kept a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. One might say this is an astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the item selected.