My Scary Woodpecker

My Scary Woodpecker desperately desired a bat that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a weird thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a bat is the item to opt for.

My Scary Woodpecker desperately wanted a condom to throw. This could be considered a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to opt for.

My Scary Woodpecker carried a sack of potatoes to insert somewhere. It might have been an astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

My Scary Woodpecker desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would break. This could be considered an original suggestion, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

My Scary Woodpecker had a radiator that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a radiator would be the item chosen.

My Scary Woodpecker desperately needed a wig that they would annihilate It is a curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was selected.