His Special Woodpecker

His Special Woodpecker always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems an astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

His Special Woodpecker carried a sponge that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a different exercise, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A sponge would be the item that was selected.

His Special Woodpecker desperately desired a dildo that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

His Special Woodpecker searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

His Special Woodpecker always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a rubber chicken having that done to it

His Special Woodpecker owned a tomato that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be awesome. A tomato would be the thing that was opted for.