My Crazy Woodpecker

My Crazy Woodpecker found a bottle of coke that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke of all things.

My Crazy Woodpecker carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally break. It might have been an original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

My Crazy Woodpecker craved for a pint of beer that they would often break. It was a fairly odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

My Crazy Woodpecker desperately craved for a CD player that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a CD player being the chosen item.

My Crazy Woodpecker desperately looked for a tomato that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. A tomato being the chosen item.

My Crazy Woodpecker desired a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be an original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A dildo was the thing that was chosen.