My Hungry Woodpecker

My Hungry Woodpecker always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be fun. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to select.

My Hungry Woodpecker wanted a custard pie that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered an extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

My Hungry Woodpecker carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often worship. This seems to be a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

My Hungry Woodpecker needed a porno magazine that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

My Hungry Woodpecker desperately looked for a cheese grater that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

My Hungry Woodpecker desired a wig to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig being the chosen thing.