The Grumpy Woodpecker

The Grumpy Woodpecker desperately looked for a set of lego that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. A set of lego would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Woodpecker often carried a toilet brush to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is spectacular. A toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Grumpy Woodpecker carried a tomato to demolish. It was a fairly curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Woodpecker desperately craved for a pen that they would often drop. This seems an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a pen would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Woodpecker craved for a can of coke that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was sublime. A can of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Woodpecker owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes drop. It was a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the item selected.