The Ugly Woodpecker

The Ugly Woodpecker desperately desired a little monkey that they sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Ugly Woodpecker desperately wanted a little monkey to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a little monkey of all things.

The Ugly Woodpecker always had with them a wig to cuddle. One might say this is a strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Woodpecker searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Woodpecker carried a lava lamp that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Ugly Woodpecker searched for a computer that they would often eat. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item chosen.