The Jolly Woodpecker

The Jolly Woodpecker had a lava lamp to worship. It is considered to be a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Jolly Woodpecker looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

The Jolly Woodpecker desperately desired a melon that they sometimes break. This seems a weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to select.

The Jolly Woodpecker always carried a chocolate bar that they would often worship. This seems a funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Jolly Woodpecker desperately craved for a radiator that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a radiator was the chosen item.

The Jolly Woodpecker always had with them a bottle of beer to share. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was epic. A bottle of beer would be the item chosen.