My Talented Woodpecker

My Talented Woodpecker craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen item.

My Talented Woodpecker wanted a can of coke that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

My Talented Woodpecker searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

My Talented Woodpecker carried a crown that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

My Talented Woodpecker desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

My Talented Woodpecker desperately craved for a helmet that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the thing to opt for.