A Exciting Woodpecker

A Exciting Woodpecker desperately looked for a spade that they would worship. It should be a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a spade is the item to choose.

A Exciting Woodpecker owned a mug that they would often smash. One might say this is a different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

A Exciting Woodpecker desperately looked for a can of Tango to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

A Exciting Woodpecker always carried a sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly odd proposal, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to choose.

A Exciting Woodpecker desperately needed a bag of poop that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

A Exciting Woodpecker always kept a sword that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing to select.