A Angry Woodpecker

A Angry Woodpecker desperately searched for a little monkey that they would drop. It might have been a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

A Angry Woodpecker wanted a wig that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is amazing. A wig being the item selected.

A Angry Woodpecker craved for a spade that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade was the chosen item.

A Angry Woodpecker often carried a condom that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was breathtaking. A condom is the item to choose.

A Angry Woodpecker desperately needed a pen that they would play with. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the thing to select.

A Angry Woodpecker looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly unusual thought, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.