The Cheerful Woodpecker

The Cheerful Woodpecker desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would insert somewhere. It should be a fairly new activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Woodpecker desired a set square that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Woodpecker found a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Cheerful Woodpecker always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes break. It was considered to be an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Cheerful Woodpecker craved for a tomato that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a fairly odd thought, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Woodpecker desperately searched for a can of Tango to sleep with. It is a fairly peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.