The Dodgy Woodpecker

The Dodgy Woodpecker desperately craved for a set square that they sometimes hug. It should have been a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the chosen item.

The Dodgy Woodpecker often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally break. It was a bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Woodpecker always kept a spade that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, fun. A spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Woodpecker desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would worship. It might have been a curious action, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Woodpecker needed a ball to break. It was a new operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be magnificent. Strangely, a ball is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Woodpecker owned a pint of cider that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing selected.