Their Orange Woodpecker

Their Orange Woodpecker wanted a sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

Their Orange Woodpecker desperately desired a sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be an odd action, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sponge is the item to choose.

Their Orange Woodpecker always had with them a porno magazine that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

Their Orange Woodpecker desperately needed a pen that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a pen being the item selected.

Their Orange Woodpecker looked for a bottle of beer that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

Their Orange Woodpecker searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a different idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.