A Adorable Woodpecker

A Adorable Woodpecker desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

A Adorable Woodpecker carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

A Adorable Woodpecker wanted a porno magazine to sit and look at. This is certainly an exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

A Adorable Woodpecker had a cheese grater that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

A Adorable Woodpecker craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This could be considered a strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

A Adorable Woodpecker carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a porno magazine of all things.