My Yellow Woodpecker

My Yellow Woodpecker craved for a magic 8 ball that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

My Yellow Woodpecker had a Harry Potter wand that they would often demolish. This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

My Yellow Woodpecker looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a new action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was epic. A rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

My Yellow Woodpecker searched for a custard pie that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

My Yellow Woodpecker always kept a can of Tango that they would often play with. It would be a fairly unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

My Yellow Woodpecker desperately wanted a sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item that was chosen.