His Troubled Woodpecker

His Troubled Woodpecker craved for a set of lego to put up their bum. This seems a fairly unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

His Troubled Woodpecker searched for a cheese grater to drop. This might appear to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

His Troubled Woodpecker desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

His Troubled Woodpecker looked for a sword that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

His Troubled Woodpecker searched for a sponge that they liked to share. This is certainly an unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

His Troubled Woodpecker always kept a bag of flour that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been an unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.