The Confused Woodpecker

The Confused Woodpecker always kept a crown that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a crown would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Woodpecker desperately searched for a CD player that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Woodpecker looked for a custard pie to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Woodpecker desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Woodpecker found a bat to hug. This seems a fairly strange proposal, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a bat is the thing to select.

The Confused Woodpecker needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.