Anxious Woodpecker

Anxious Woodpecker carried a can of Tango that they would put on his head. This seems to be a different idea, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

Anxious Woodpecker often carried a rubber chicken that they would often embrace. It should be a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be wonderous. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

Anxious Woodpecker wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a set of lego being the item opted for.

Anxious Woodpecker always carried a little monkey that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

Anxious Woodpecker always kept a vibrator that they would occasionally play with. It should have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was epic. Honestly, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

Anxious Woodpecker wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally play with. It would be a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a set of lego being the item opted for.