Eccentric Woodpecker

Eccentric Woodpecker needed a piece of paper that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

Eccentric Woodpecker needed a spade to try to balance on their head. It is a weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

Eccentric Woodpecker had a porno magazine that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a different thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

Eccentric Woodpecker desired a stretchman that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

Eccentric Woodpecker often carried a ball to smash. It would have been a weird proposal, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Woodpecker desperately wanted a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was miraculous. A stapler was the item that was opted for.