The Nervous Woodpecker

The Nervous Woodpecker desperately needed a bottle of coke that they liked to break. It might have been a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Woodpecker desperately desired a condom that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Strangely, a condom would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Woodpecker searched for a wig to eat. One might consider this to be a curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a wig is the item to select.

The Nervous Woodpecker wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

The Nervous Woodpecker always kept a pencil sharpener that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

The Nervous Woodpecker always kept a dildo that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly original thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a dildo being the thing opted for.