The Silly Woodpecker

The Silly Woodpecker always carried a vibrator that they sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Silly Woodpecker often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

The Silly Woodpecker desperately wanted a ball that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be stunning. Honestly, a ball of all things.

The Silly Woodpecker needed a custard pie that they would often experiment on. It might have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Silly Woodpecker desperately needed a mug that they would share. It might have been a different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Silly Woodpecker always carried a pen that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. A pen of all things.