Colourful Woodpecker

Colourful Woodpecker found a set of lego to insert somewhere. One might find this to be an extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the thing selected.

Colourful Woodpecker desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

Colourful Woodpecker carried a melon to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Colourful Woodpecker desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would embrace. It should be a fairly original operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be miraculous. A bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

Colourful Woodpecker desperately desired a dildo that they would experiment on. It should be an original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a dildo was the chosen item.

Colourful Woodpecker found a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.