Their Colourful Woodpecker

Their Colourful Woodpecker had a spade to put up their bum. It should have been a funny activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was chosen.

Their Colourful Woodpecker desperately desired a rubber johnny to smash. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

Their Colourful Woodpecker desperately craved for a radiator that they liked to put on his head. It was a surprising operation, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

Their Colourful Woodpecker desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Their Colourful Woodpecker desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often embrace. It was a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Their Colourful Woodpecker craved for a radiator that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was entertaining. A radiator is the thing to choose.