His Scary Woodpecker

His Scary Woodpecker desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes eat. It is a curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Woodpecker desperately searched for a CD player that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

His Scary Woodpecker desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would embrace. It should have been a different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

His Scary Woodpecker always kept a radiator that they would play with. This seems an odd activity, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was selected.

His Scary Woodpecker found a magic 8 ball that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

His Scary Woodpecker searched for a bag of flour that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a bag of flour of all things.